Zombie Plan, 2009Posted: January 2, 2009
Alright, the calendar has rolled over again and the news stations are going to start up with the special interest stories of what you can do to protect yourself in the upcoming year. Should we all exercise, diversify our money, and take night classes to have additional job skills, yes of course. Aaaaannd have your zombie escape plan in place. They fail to mention this every year. Tragic.
As you can see we have our highly functional sword within handy reach in case of zombie emergency. This of course has nothing to do with the fact that I worked at a Renaissance fair for several years and James and I made a deal that each year I could have one thing and the next year he could have one thing. There is most certainly NOT an awesome necklace hidden in my room that I am not showing you.
Just remember leave the cities, stay away from hospitals and grocery stores, you have to reload a gun, you never have to reload a sword, and for God’s sake people, don’t trip. Pick your feet up when you run.
So if you see a scientist dude with a pipette and a sword and a chick with some beads and yarn high-steppin’ out of Boston with a little black dog on a leash. Run. Remember we don’t have to outrun all the zombies, just you.
Happy 2009 everyone!